America owes a lot to the Titanic disaster.
The tragedy has spawned award-winning Broadway plays, X-billion-dollar-grossing feature films, perfectly average novels, and macabre enjoyment rides (”We’re dying, Dad!” they scream in excitement. The father, sticking his polo-ed chest out proud, chuckles, “That’s great, sons.”).
If that isn’t enough, people simply won’t stop talking about it. Case in [...]
I miss my childhood.
Childhood Remembered: Watercolors
I recently purchased a Crayola watercolor set and a watercolor pad on a whim.
In elementary school, I loved art class, more than anything.
I remember painting the ocean skyline over and over again.
I remember placing snowflake cut-outs on noses and wishing, hard, for snow, or more so, for a snow day.
I [...]
Jamba Juice was out of the ‘Daily Boost’ today.
Although I tend to think I have a great appreciation for irony, I wasn’t happy.
I am happy to announce that I am now the proud owner of the screen name, PooNannyDrescher.
Please, don’t ever feel you can IM me there. Thanks.
Fair Enough.
That’s what they said.
And then I fell asleep.
A year ago, two women and a glass took the internet by storm.
Not only did they inspire thousands of people to pick up a camera and film their own response videos, but, also, they answered a question that has plagued me since middle school:
How much, exactly, is a ’shit-load?’
The answer- one cup.
Being an ambitious previous-valedictorian-soon-to-be-failure, I intern. Not the type that draws blood in the emergency room in preparation for their starting six-figures salary. The type that is paid nothing in hopes they might actually get a job that barely pays the rent.
As one of these eager interns, I find myself doing such tasks as pouring [...]