Sunday, November 30, 2008
Mexico City- Hiroshi Nohara, a Japanese citizen, has been living in the Benito Juarez International Airport terminal since September 2, and because he has a valid visa, will most likely continue to stay until early March.
In the time he’s been there, he’s quickly become a local celebrity, garnering daily news reports on his time at [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008
You’re wearing a suit, stiff from starch. I’m wearing something casual yet cool, maybe a vintage tee and some premium jeans. A hip glass table sits between us.
You say this: “So, tell me. What is this new project you’re working on?”
Nervous, I wipe my sweaty palms onto the distressed Japanese denim. I begin:
“It’s a horror [...]
Friday, November 28, 2008
To celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, America, I give you my freshman experimental film, 9/5.
9/5 (Nine to Five): An Experimental Film from David Gwaltney on Vimeo.
First intended as a parody of student films, it has taken on a completely new meaning in the past few months.
Happy post-Thanksgiving.
Thursday, November 27, 2008
#2: Successories: Motivational Posters and Books
For those people lacking motivation and determination, and who are also easily inspired by photos of desolate rock cliffs, Sky Mall has the perfect gift set for you: Successories (Success + Accessories).
No matter your profession–be it middle school guidance counselor or customer service office manager–Successories has the perfect combination of [...]
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
It’s day two of my Thanksgiving break and I’m experiencing what some people might call ‘writer’s block.’ (Wikipedia truly has an entry for everything).
Despite this lack of creativity, I still feel the need to write SOMETHING, so I will take this unproductive moment to make a recommendation: San Francisco’s The Dodos.
About six months ago, my [...]
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
That’s what they said.
And then I fell asleep.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Let’s pretend:
I have a late night talk show, probably titled something like “Comfy Couches with David Gwaltney” (horrible) or “Early Mornings with DG” (ironic and hip? no.) To be honest, it’s relatively standard: a well-practiced house band, a predictable monologue, and various zany gags and sketches, all presented by a charming host (Me. Right.)
Of these [...]
Sunday, November 23, 2008
A Sunday Tradition: AMC 25, Times Square. A group of friends, usually consisting of myself and my roommate, pay to see to a deserving film (this week, Disney’s Bolt). After watching the film, we “sneak” into a movie. (MOVIE (noun): film without the art).
For the visual thinkers, this is my Sunday:
FILM—>hopping—>MOVIE—>Chipotle
Chipotle is the standard post-hop [...]
Saturday, November 22, 2008
I have recently found myself scouring the internet for every bit of Knight Rider (2008) trivia, news, and fan fiction I could find.
People tend to think I’m crazy when I say I love the new Knight Rider, but here are three (of many reasons) why I believe this show might be one of the best [...]
Friday, November 21, 2008
It’s happened.
Scientists from Penn State are now claiming they could easily regenerate an extinct mammoth for as little as ten million dollars. (NYTimes)
Did the life work of the late science fiction author, Michael Crichton, not teach us anything? Cloning dinosaurs only results in velociraptors wreaking havoc in the streets of Southern California and two sequels that aren’t [...]